i am clay I am a straight ally! welcome to my blog

barfpop:

me when someone pulled old receipts of my fav being problematic 

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rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

cyberho:

MAKE IT POP DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP 2NITE IMMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE DA SUN LIGHT 

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

unexist-me:

mareepe:

you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you